Category Archives: Tiny Threads

No better way is there to learn to love Nature than to understand Art. It dignifies every flower of the field. And, the boy who sees the thing of beauty which a bird on the wing becomes when transferred to wood or canvas will probably not throw the customary stone. ~ Oscar Wilde

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In a battle between Lilly Pulitzer and Vera Bradley, we’re all losers.

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The level of customer service is invertly proportional to the quality of coffee at both Starbucks and Dunkin Donuts, and I’m starting to accept the lackluster coffee of the latter to avoid the shoddy service of the former.

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French fries have sold more ketchup than tomatoes ever could.

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Why would anyone do something like this?

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A sandwich always tastes better when someone else makes it. I don’t know why this should be true, it just is. Same for a salad.

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I’m planning early for my winter body.

Pass the brownies.

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How silly humans are.

We send rockets into the air, blow them up, and watch them burn.

Sometimes the unfortunate blow off a few fingers in the process.

All in the name of America.

Home of the brave…

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How are all these people affording month-long summer stays at vacation spots?

Am I the only one who has to go to work?

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With all of our modern-day technology, you would think someone could make an oven door that you can actually see through.

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Sadness is a pile of fallen peony petals you never got to smell.

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Honey syrup cures many an ailment: bland tea, bitter cocktails, and/or not-quite-ripe fruit. Try some, you’ll like it.

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Those days when you can’t decide if you have a real stomachache or if your pants are just squeezing your balls too tightly.

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Co-worker: You don’t need a coat.

Me: Yes. I do. I’m dainty.

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