Category Archives: Tiny Threads

Some memes are really good.

If ever there was a time to LOL, this is it.

Though I have yet to literally LOL.

Or figuratively LOL for that matter. 

Anyway, I got a kick out of this one. 

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Not allowing the phone charger cord to get tangled is easier than untangling a tangled phone cord. Prevention is often simpler than correction.

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From a box of pins, it’s the bent one that gets picked first.

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Once upon a time kids didn’t go to Starbucks.

I wish it was more than once.

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Are you the kind of person who cuts all the pancakes before you start eating them, or do you cut one bite at a time? In my life, I’ve mostly been the former.

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Let the serrated knife do the work it was designed to do.

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I can never just bite my tongue once. It always has to happen twice, in the exact same spot, within minutes of the first. Does anyone else have this problem? No matter how careful I am, it still happens.

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Why do so many parents take any criticism of children in general as a direct attack on their own kids? Guilt? Projection? Inferiority? Fear?

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Co-worker, lecturing me: “You need to make better choices.”

Me, in response: “You are the billboard for bad choices. That brace is a bad choice.”

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Why can’t trail mixes actually be healthy?

Why are we pretending that M&Ms are good for anyone?

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We’ll drink to-night with hearts as light

   To love, as gay and fleeting

As bubbles that swim, on the beaker’s brim,

   And break on the lips while meeting.

– Herman Melville, ‘Moby Dick’

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When sending out a mass e-mail to an entire organization in which you’re describing someone within said organization, be extra vigilant not to confuse words like ‘conscientious’ with words like ‘contentious.’ Letters matter!

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When you’ve seen a sequin-saturated performance of Cher, Bette Midler, and Elton John from Cher’s variety show, it’s kind of hard to believe anything new is really going to be “the gayest thing ever.”

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A threat that will only work with a finite audience: if you don’t behave I’m going to wash your mouth out with cilantro. 

(And now I want guacamole.)

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I want nothing to do with an unripe banana.

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