These were taken in the varsity locker room during my younger years as a starter clean-up pitcher for the Boston Bruins. I kid – I was way better than varsity. In honor of Sunday/Monday football (and I’m told Thursday too in the early days of the season), I offer you a few ridiculous football-themed shots. The paraphernalia involved in this sport is insane, and what I have on across my chest is probably the thong of some 300-pound he-man. Oh well, sometimes you just have to pour yourself into tights, lace it all up, and hope for the best. Wait, are the Bruins even in the American League West?
