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You Do Christmas Your Way, I’ll Do It His

This holiday season has more switch-ups in it than any in recent memory, and I’m on board for all the changes. That’s a startling change-of-pace for this Virgo, who up until now did his best to hold desperately onto tradition and history. Throwing those albatrosses to the wind and mixing metaphors with wild abandon, I’m trying out the new and saying to hell with the old. Hence this gingerbre(a)d man, who is bringing out the be(a)st in me. You’re gonna hear me growl. (Come back tonight for a fun recap of the wretched week!)

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