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The Pleasure-Maker

This phallic-shaped cartridge is the item that is giving me the greatest pleasure these days. When the oak and pine and maple are populating the air with their pollen, I am absolutely in allergy hell. After just a few minutes outside, my nose starts running a marathon that lasts the rest of the evening, while sneezes and a sore throat provide just enough accents to be even more annoying. Allergy season has arrived, and I’ve buttressed my regular Zyrtec regime with this double-puff of Flonase. Still, it’s not enough, as my mucus will so voluminously attest. 

This is one of the drawbacks of spring, and a necessary evil of the season. I’m doing my best to go with the Flo. 

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