How dare they call this a “gown“.
And how dare they suggest a shingles shot to me.
(Of course, I totally took it because I don’t fuck with shingles – I’ve heard of too many younger people getting it, and it sounds truly terrible.)
So this is me at my annual doctor’s check-up, pre-shingles shot #1 and pre-bloodwork, because on this day I will be poked more than all my spring breaks combined. The “gown” doesn’t match my underwear, which is upsetting. Not sure which is more awful.
Almost 51.
Could be worse.
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