Category Archives: Tiny Threads

I recall more commercial jingles from my childhood than actual songs. And yes, I find myself still singing them. 

“Hey look, there’s a look that’s in style, live wires, live wires!”

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Career goals: luxuriating in bed. Also, making up words that offer new ways to do nothing. 

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If one day there is a collection of these #TinyThreads, it will have to be a highly-curated and extensively-edited-down best-of collection, as many of them simply suck. 

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Sooner or later we will all – every last one of us – be cancelled. 

As the world turns. 

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Is there a more glorious season than lilac season?

Peony season perhaps?

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While I don’t have the energy to write a review, just trust me when I tell you to go see ‘Six’ if it plays anywhere near you. 

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Murdering puppies is the GOP brand now. Remember that when you think about voting for a Republican. 

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Perpetual mood.

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Not every single passing thought merits mention in a Tiny Threads post.

{See above.}

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“No shaking. Shaking is just for when you finish in the men’s room.”

It may not sound like it at first reading, but that quote is actually about how to properly eat sushi. In this specific reference, it’s regarding shaking off a little bit of soy sauce from the fish: lesson learned is that you don’t shake it. But try telling that to my booty.

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How do pencil erasers work? Such simple magic has always thrilled me.

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Sometimes the thought is enough when faced with the prospect of the aftermath.

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With all of our technological innovations and wizardry, why am I still waging war with these wretched price stickers on items from Marshalls and TJ Maxx? Tell me why. 

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Dropping things seems to be my affliction during this period of Mercury in retrograde motion: glasses, cups, screws, even a jar of olives (and all their juice, which ended up running into Andy’s paperwork for his new car – oh dear). Hell, I’d probably drop my dick right now if it wasn’t attached. 

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