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We are what we are and what we are is an illusion.
We love how it feels putting on heels causing confusion.
We face life though it’s sometimes sweet and sometimes bitter;
Face life, with a little guts and lots of glitter.
Look under our frocks: Girdles and jocks,
Proving we are what we are!

‘The Divine Diva Tour: A Fairy’s Tale’ posits the extremes of the stereotypically-masculine and the stereotypically-feminine, and somewhere in-between, or perhaps far beyond, is where this current entry takes us.

We are what we are – Half a brassiere, half a suspender.
Half real and half fluff,
You’ll find it tough guessing our gender.
So Just {whistle}
If we please you that’s the way to show us.
Just {whistle}
‘Cause you’ll love us once you get to know us.
Look under our glitz: Muscles and tits,
Proving we are what we are.

We face life though it’s sometimes sweet and sometimes bitter,
Face life, with a little guts and lots of glitter.
Look under our frocks: Girdles and jocks,
Proving we are what we are!

Football and frocks go together in my mind like hot dogs and mustard. A magical mix, made better together than when separated out. Twenty years ago I felt fractured and splintered – in many ways I was just trying to put myself together. That began with reconciling all the opposing natures within my wayward head. That began with football fashion, fabulous frocks, and the amalgamation of all my compartmentalized pieces.

Two sides of the same coin, thirteen sides to a strange die, a multitude of factions, and a breakdown of fractions. The world is better viewed one tiny piece at a time, one broken shard and splintered bit of wreckage examined and studied and researched from the inside out.

How strange it is to feel so split, how lost it leaves the soul…

… and no matter how much you learn to reconcile, to join, to heal – it never quite comes together. We are never whole.

~ The Divine Diva Tour: A Fairy’s Tale ~

1. Pink Frilly Fairy: Part One, Part Two, and Part Three
2. Homage to Herb: Part One, Part Two and Part Three
3. A Purple-Hued Interlude
4. Style & Panache: Part One, Part Two, Part Three and Part Four.
5. Purple Puff Confection: Part One, Part Two, Part Three and Part Four.
6. A Blue-Hued Interlude
7. Fuchsia Fabulousness: Part One. Part Two and Part Three.
8. Bad Boy Bangs: Part One, Part Two. and Part Three.
9. Vanity Under Where: Part One, Part Two. and Part Three.
10. Sugar Plum Ballerina: Part One, Part Two, and Part Three.
11. A Pool Frolic: Part One, Part Two. and Part Three.
12. A Cemetery Interlude: Part One and Part Two.
13. Powder Blue Fur Doll: Part One, Part Two, and Part Three.
14. A Milky Interlude 
15. Rock Out, Cock Out/ Hang Out, Wang Out: Part One, Part Two, and Part Three.
16. Cocktail Cocktale: Part One and Part Two.
17. A Fairy’s Interlude: Part One and Part Two.
18. Willy Wonkers: Part One, Part Two, and Part Three.
19. A Peacock In Everything But Beauty: Part One, Part Two, and Part Three.
20. Swan Lake Fantasia: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, and Part Four.
21. Black & White in Briefs: Part One, Part Two. and Part Three.
22. Weave of Basket, Weave of Rope: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, and Part Five.
23. Chains of Gray to Color: Part One, Part Two, Part Three and Part Four.
24. Black Jockstrap: Back Entry: Part One, Part Two and Part Three.
25. Super Fairy Interlude: Part One, Part Two and Part Three.
26. American Psychology: Part One and Part Two.