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Here We Fucking Go

Mercury is in retrograde motion until August 11, and I’m already completely fucking over it. I think Mars is still in Virgo, so fuck around at your own risk. I’m not entertaining nonsense.

I am trying to go with the flow and let the fuckery happen without letting it get to me. The fun bottle featured here was a gift from Lorie, who knows just how ruffled my feathers can get whenever Mercury goes retro. Embrace the attitude, succumb to the drama, and stand back Buenos Aires – you oughta know what you’re gonna get in me – just a little touch of star quality!

And by star quality I mean back the fuck up and leave me be until mid-August.

Blessings.

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