Shades of Green & Tranquility

The final weeks of spring find a green freshness in the garden that is one of my favorite sections of the year. Storms and animals and sun will harden off the delicate foliage as the weeks progress, and every day will age the garden as it ages all of us. The garden reveals the passing of time. It revels in time as well, taking each day as it comes and not trying to change or rush or slow things as the mood manifests – something I’m working on emulating.

I like the softness that the garden exhibits this week. The dogwoods are having a banner year, lasting a little longer than usual thanks to the cool, wet weather; the universe offers subtle compensation for when it takes the sun away. Andy noticed the peonies were sticking around too, a very happy circumstance for my favorite flower.

Late spring does have its charms.

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Stalled by the Rain, A Diva Vamps

We are hosting my niece Emi for a fun Saturday night sleepover of summer planning, and a viewing of ‘Wicked’ with all sorts of fun junk food. We have some serious girl talk to share, and some pampering after a rollercoaster of a week. That means I’m pausing the weekend posting schedule of The Divine Diva Tour: A Fairy’s Tale, but here’s a picture from twenty years ago, and the links below are what has already been posted. I’m certain there are a few who have yet to peruse the entire journey to this point, and this seems like a good place of momentary reflection. For now, I’m skirting the rain and enjoying some family time.

~ The Divine Diva Tour: A Fairy’s Tale ~

  1. Pink Frilly Fairy: Part OnePart Two, and Part Three
  2. Homage to Herb: Part One, Part Two and Part Three
  3. A Purple-Hued Interlude
  4. Style & Panache: Part One, Part Two, Part Three and Part Four.
  5. Purple Puff Confection: Part OnePart Two, Part Three and Part Four.
  6. A Blue-Hued Interlude
  7. Fuchsia Fabulousness: Part One. Part Two and Part Three.
  8. Bad Boy Bangs: Part OnePart Two. and Part Three.
  9. Vanity Under Where: Part One, Part Two. and Part Three.
  10. Sugar Plum Ballerina: Part OnePart Two, and Part Three.
  11. A Pool Frolic: Part OnePart Two. and Part Three.
  12. A Cemetery Interlude: Part One and Part Two.
  13. Powder Blue Fur Doll: Part One, Part Two, and Part Three.
  14. A Milky Interlude 
  15. Rock Out, Cock Out/ Hang Out, Wang Out: Part OnePart Two, and Part Three.
  16. Cocktail Cocktale: Part One and Part Two.
  17. A Fairy’s Interlude: Part One and Part Two.
  18. Willy Wonkers: Part One, Part Two, and Part Three.
  19. A Peacock In Everything But Beauty: Part One, Part Two, and Part Three.
  20. Swan Lake Fantasia: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, and Part Four.
  21. Black & White in Briefs: Part One, Part Two. and Part Three.
  22. Weave of Basket, Weave of Rope: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, and Part Five.
  23. Chains of Gray to Color: Part One, Part Two, Part Three and Part Four.
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Poised By The Pool, On the Cusp of Summer

Our backyard patio is a bit of a shambles given all the rain we’ve had of late. The potted plants are struggling – drowning may be a more accurate description. A once-majestic potted banana tree looked to be completely rotted out, in spite of my pampering and care of it in our garage, where it overwintered in frost-free relative-warmth. Thankfully I spotted two little green spikes just poking through the soil, and I covered it with plastic in an effort to keep the rainfall due this weekend off of it for a few precious days.

On a recent evening, before the full moon, but not far before it, the house begins glowing as the light moves from the sky to indoors. It is the moment of dusk, often a moment of magic – when the world begins its leisurely stroll toward the slumber after the turn of a day.

Perhaps this post would be better placed nearer the evening, but on what is scheduled to be a rainy day, I’m keeping it here. May it provide a place of peace, of calm, of the tranquil promise of summer.

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#TinyThreads: An Insignificant Series

The unripe watermelon in a fruit cup is one of life’s more bitter disappointments.

#TinyThreads

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Itch & Scratch

Things I don’t understand: guys who get their haircuts at lunch.

How do you go back to work with all the itchiness?

(This probably should have been a #TinyThread but it’s not.)

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Moonlight & Starlight in the Trees

Greetings to Friday the 13th in the aftermath of the full Strawberry moon! The universe is trying us all, so I’m doing my best to focus on the peaceful and the beautiful, like the starlight in these dogwood trees, an actual reflection of the sun’s light, but it feels more enchanting to consider it echoes of starlight and moonlight. Making magic in one’s mind is the surest form of escape when faced with such a disturbing world.

This is the time of the year when it’s supposed to be lovely and full of promise, but it doesn’t always work out that way. Some years bring awful events that hit very close to home. Some years force you into terrible situations against your will, and you do what you can simply to survive as intact as possible. Some years simply remind us that loss is a part of life.

Who knows what this summer will bring? Nobody. All I know is that we have to get through it. And that we will. Together.

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The Gratuitous Luke Evans Speedo Post

Nobody rides a pool float like Luke Evans, especially when he’s decked out in a Speedo and giving all the summer attitude we want.

Evans has been here half naked before, many times in fact, in posts like this one and this one, (sometimes fully naked) and always providing a visual punch to see us into the end of the week as summer approaches…

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Merry Gold Gone

These marigolds were in the ground for less than 36 hours when they were completely decimated by a greedy and destructive groundhog. There are fixes for groundhogs in these parts, and once it’s in Andy’s hands, there’s not much that can help any critter. Don’t fuck with the flowers is not a secret message in our backyard, and if my screeching and chasing you with a broom like some deranged witch ddidn’t clue you in as to your unwelcome status, there are other ways to convey it. Lasting ways. You think I’m the bad-ass to worry about, but it’s always been Andy. Good luck to you, and good day!

It’s been at least a decade – and probably longer – since I planted marigolds. Their ubiquitous use has always downgraded their status in my eyes, but lately I’ve been embracing the tried and true, and marigolds are hardly little annuals that offer an explosion of reliable color. They are also said to deter pests, which is why they are often planted in conjunction with a patch of vegetables. Apparently they are also coveted by groundhogs, which is unfortunate, for us and for the groundhog. Andy doesn’t waste time dealing with unwanted intruders, especially those who disturb the approach of summer beauty by the pool.

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David Beckham’s Pipe in White

A gratuitous post of clickbait comes in the form of David Beckham in his white Boss boxer-briefs, another moment of visual magic from his butt-baring Boss underwear campaign. See more here and here and here.

Bend it like Beckham indeed.

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Down To Zero

We have reached that part in our protagonist’s journey where he is entirely out of fucks.

No fucks left to give.

Proceed at your own peril.

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Let’s Get Lucky

A musical pop memory a quarter century in the making, ‘Lucky’ by Britney Spears is the song of the day here, harkening to her early career when it was just bop after bop in an endless array of pop music fantasy. The video here gives all sorts of drama, revealing cracks in the by-then not-that-innocent facade. While I never hated on Britney, I never full-on loved her either, though I have a soft spot for this one, which came out in the summer that I met Andy. It was a grand summer – rainier than usual, and rain portends luck. So do four-leaf clover clusters, for which I didn’t have a chance to search in this little patch I happened upon the other day.

We haven’t even reached summer yet and the fatigue of this rainy season has me feeling spent. Sunlight was forecast for today, and my soul is craving it. The clover has had its fill of the wet stuff and we need to dry our frustrated tears. A world in disarray, and of course the full moon decides to appear now of all times.

A full Strawberry moon, and whatever that might mean. May God grant us mercy during this spell of lunacy. Don’t wait up all night to get lucky; the two-headed coin makes its own luck.

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A Virgo’s Evolution

Being an evolved Virgo means I no longer judge you.

Out loud.

You are so very welcome.

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#TinyThreads: An Insignificant Series

I want to live in a world where manufacturers use stickers that don’t require Goo Gone, soaking, scraping, and a hairdryer to get them off the top of a fucking plate.

#TinyThreads

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Still Spring, Sing for Fall

It sounds like we’ll be singing it up this fall as in addition to the conclusion of ‘Wicked’ comes the revamped ‘Kiss of the Spider Woman’ starring, wait… Jennifer Lopez? I’m not yet mad about it, but I’m not overtly thrilled. With studio sparkle, Lopez can sometimes sing. The trailer doesn’t quite give me enough faith that she can pull it off, but Chita Rivera and Vanessa Williams both made indelible impressions without having powerhouse vocals, so I’m giving JLo the benefit of the doubt for now. This looks like it has promise, and I have wanted to see a thrilling version of this musical for years. Maybe it’s time, maybe this fall…

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