Category Archives: Tiny Threads

I always boycott the company that produces the first Christmas commercial I see – and on October 19th it happened when Old Navy broadcasted the first one I caught this season. This will be a boycott that doesn’t really change anything, as I haven’t stepped inside an old Navy since 1998.

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You lost me at ‘Watch until the end.’

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Damn. I should have done more with the crop top when I could have done more with the crop top. 

Regrets, I’ve had a few…

But then again…

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Is it too soon for Christmas decorations? Of course it is, but if that’s what you need to get through the rest of this year, have at it. We need to stop stealing joy from others just because it differs from ours.

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After fifty fucking years I’m dead-ass exhausted of mustering main character energy to carry this fucking show. Somebody else needs to take the wheel, and don’t dress like it doesn’t matter.

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We really need to come up with a new term for ‘common sense’. 

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Whatever happened to that rapture the lunatics said we were going to have?

Where is the follow-up to all the crazy? We see you.

Take two Tylenol and call me in the morning. The late morning.

And even then I probably won’t answer.

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These Goldie Hawn GIFs are my response to just about everything going on in the world right now. 
Text me and find out.

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Oh, NOW the King Tut papyrus decides to start growing?

Gurl, bye.

Bye gurl.

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You don’t need to tell me once.

{This sign was in front of the East Coast Ivy Boutique in Boston’s charming Beacon Hill.}

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