Category Archives: Tiny Threads

When there’s so much flavor in the olive family, why even bother with meat?

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People are assholes and karma isn’t working fast enough.

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Is it too much to ask to have a sun room in which to grow some citrus trees? I don’t even need the fruit – just the flowers would be enough.

This is me, manifesting…

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Whenever I find myself in doubt, I remember these wise words from a drag queen, maybe the greatest drag queen of all: “Don’t write a check with your mouth that your ass can’t cash!”

Sit with it for a while.

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Anyone else find yourself microwaving the whipped butter after forgetting to take it out of the fridge the night before?

Then that hot, gooey hole in the middle…

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A country with an actual king is doing more for accountability than our so-called democracy.

On March 28, let’s show the world that we are better than this – that’s the next No Kings rally, taking place throughout the country.

#NoKings

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Tie-dye and a pony tail.

How do you think I feel about this?

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Not everything comes out in the wash.

Wish it did. 

Sometimes you just have to scrub it out yourself.

Or just air the dirty laundry.

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Andy is a Hannaford guy.

I’m a Market 32 guy.

We come together over Fresh Market, and are both relatively unimpressed by Whole Foods.

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Nobody edges us like Madonna edges us. She’s been promising the follow-up/sequel to 2005’s ‘Confessions on a Dance Floor‘ for well over a year, and it sounds like she just pushed it back a little further.

I keep on waiting,

anticipating,

but I can’t wait forever…

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Indecisive wafflers are so fucking annoying.

Shit or get off the pot.

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Seeking spring themes for this website.

My niece only supplies decent summer ones.

Her recommendation for spring was ‘Ugh’ and I just can’t make that work.

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Some speed bumps are worse than others. Have you ever noticed that? They’re not all uniform, and what works to get smoothly (read: quickly) past one may not work on another. This, in a way, contributes to their efficacy.

The unpredictable carries its own power.

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