Alan Ilagan

Back bathed in shadow, lit from before. Sunlight in winter, glinting off snow, glancing through icicles. They drip… drip… drip… in the silent day.

… in Boston while in New York. In socks and out of them.

(Yes, I do realize I’m way too old for Mr. Klein.)

While my admiration was merely set into motion by Madonna (and subsequently slowed for the same reason), from the right angle, and in the right outfit, Jesus Luz certainly has his attributes. (A pity he didn’t do something about that hair.) There’s a grainy full-frontal out-take from this session, but I refuse to post that. This website draws the limit at Jake Gyllenhaal’s penis (and you’re going to have to hunt for it because I can’t be bothered.)

…All reasonable dares will be entertained…

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{This one goes out to all my peeps in Schenectady.}

It’s an unprecedented banner day for female nudity on this site, given Lady Gaga’s bare derriere, and now Amy Winehouse’s double-breasted assault on your innocent eyes.

Whenever I get down on myself for some drunken outburst or embarrassing hangover, I think of Ms. Winehouse and feel a little bit better about anything I’ve done. Isn’t that awful? Aren’t kids just terrible?

As proof that there is an equal bare-ass policy for men and women here, I offer you a photo of Lady Gaga’s naked butt. The Lady reportedly tweeted this pic in anticipation of her single ‘Born This Way’, now due out on February 11th. I don’t remember such excitement about a single in quite a long time, and I don’t think we’ll see it again until Madonna decides to get her own fine ass in the studio and starts making some music, please God.

So, for our lesbian friends and our straight male reader (who only visits this site when he has to – Hi Skip!) please enjoy this rare moment of brief female nudity.

These screen-caps of a nude Jake Gyllenhaal from his latest movie started making the rounds tonight, so why should everyone else get all the hits?

And soon there will be a brief bit of female nudity in these parts, so stay tuned if you’re a Gaga fan or an ass-man or preferably both.

As for more male celebrity nudity, if you want to see the reported Jake Gyllenhaal full-frontal shot, you’ll have to dig deep into the archived posts, because I have not yet taken it down…