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She’s Made of Candy

I was there to witness, Candice’s inner business

She wants the boys to notice her rainbows and her ponies

She was educated, but could not count to ten

Now she got lots of different horses by lots of different men…

Ahh Candice… haven’t we all been you before? Most of us get it out of the way in our youth when we stand a chance of getting away with it. During the time of The Divine Diva Tour: A Fairy’s Tale, I was well beyond my Candice era, but the scars were still with me, and the damages we inflict upon ourselves will never be topped by anyone else.

And I say, “Liberate your sons and daughters”

The bush is high, but in the hole there’s water

You can get some, when they give it

Nothing sacred, but it’s a living

Hey, oh, here she goes, either a little too high or a little too low

Got no self-esteem and vertigo, ’cause she thinks she’s made of candy

Hey, oh, here she goes, either a little too loud or a little too close

Has got a hurricane at the back of her throat, she thinks she’s made of candy

Ring a ring of roses, whoever gets the closest

She comes and she goes as the War of the Roses

Mother was a victim, father beat the system

By moving bricks to Brixton and learning, how to fix them

Liberate your sons and daughters

The bush is high, but in the hole there’s water

“As you will” shall be the whole of the law

And if it don’t feel good what are you doing it for?

Now tell me…

Hey, oh, here she goes, either a little too high or a little too low

Got no self-esteem and vertigo, ’cause she thinks she’s made of candy

Hey, oh, here she goes, either a little too loud or a little too close

Got a hurricane at the back of her throat and she thinks she’s made of candy

Liberate your sons and daughters

The bush is high, but in the hole there’s water

“As you will” shall be the whole of the law

And if it don’t feel good what are you doing it for?

What are you doing it for? What are you doing it for?

~ The Divine Diva Tour: A Fairy’s Tale ~

  1. Pink Frilly Fairy: Part OnePart Two, and Part Three
  2. Homage to Herb: Part One, Part Two and Part Three
  3. A Purple-Hued Interlude
  4. Style & Panache: Part One, Part Two, Part Three and Part Four.
  5. Purple Puff Confection: Part OnePart Two, Part Three and Part Four.
  6. A Blue-Hued Interlude
  7. Fuchsia Fabulousness: Part One. Part Two and Part Three.
  8. Bad Boy Bangs: Part OnePart Two. and Part Three.
  9. Vanity Under Where: Part One, Part Two. and Part Three.
  10. Sugar Plum Ballerina: Part OnePart Two, and Part Three.
  11. A Pool Frolic: Part OnePart Two, and Part Three.
  12. A Cemetery Interlude: Part One and Part Two.
  13. Powder Blue Fur Doll: Part One, Part Two, and Part Three.
  14. A Milky Interlude 
  15. Rock Out, Cock Out/ Hang Out, Wang Out: Part OnePart Two, and Part Three.
  16. Cocktail Cocktale: Part One and Part Two.
  17. A Fairy’s Interlude: Part One and Part Two.
  18. Willy Wonkers: Part One, Part Two, and Part Three.
  19. A Peacock In Everything But Beauty: Part One, Part Two, and Part Three.
  20. Swan Lake Fantasia: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, and Part Four.
  21. Black & White in Briefs: Part One, Part Two. and Part Three.
  22. Weave of Basket, Weave of Rope: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, and Part Five.
  23. Chains of Gray to Color: Part One, Part Two, Part Three and Part Four.
  24. Black Jockstrap: Back Entry: Part One, Part Two and Part Three.
  25. Super Fairy Interlude: Part One, Part Two and Part Three.
  26. American Psychology: Part One and Part Two.
  27. Jocks & Frocks: Part One, Part Two and Part Three.
  28. Wigging Out Interlude
  29. Shedding Selves & Beating Oneself Up: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, and Part Four.
  30. Pretty, Oh So Pretty: Part One and Part Two.
  31. Amber Vanity: Part One, Part Two, Part Three and Part Four.
  32. Bowler Hat Masked Mayhem: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, and Part Four.
  33. Candy Everybody Wants: Part One and Part Two.
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