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The Next F.A.F.O. Award: Elise Stefanik

It turns out that licking Donald Trump’s diaper-ridden butt (allegedly) and being a vile and viciously obnoxious jerk (allegedly) isn’t a winning campaign strategy, so Elise Stefanik has dropped out of the governor’s race in New York (where all the polls had her abysmally trailing Governor Hochul by embarrassing double-digits). All her sucking-up to Trump and defending his indefensible actions couldn’t get him to endorse her (he’s just not into you Elise) which makes this somehow more pathetic for her (not counting that time she was practically booed off the stage in her own state).

Personally, I know of only one person here who might vote for her, and he’s already established himself as a bit of an asshole anyway, so it seems the sane and sound among us are over this kind of hateful MAGA crap. In many ways, Trump himself may be largely responsible for Stefanik’s relatively quick fall from where the hell she thought she was. People are tired of the hate, tired of the GOP vitriol, and tired of anyone who bows down to Trump so shamelessly and, in hindsight (or foresight of the rest of us), so stupidly.

Here’s hoping this piggy stays quiet. (And if you have a problem with that last description, take it to the guy I got it from – Donald J. Trump.)

FAFO – The First Award

FAFO – The Police Union

FAFO – The Free Press

FAFO – The Kansas City Chiefs

FAFO – The Medicaid Recipients

FAFO – The Measles Victims 

FAFO – The Whiskey by Jack

FAFO – The Economy Voters

FAFO – Trump Voter Cynthia & Her Family

FAFO – Janet Correa

FAFO – Chris Landry

FAFO: MAGA

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