Category Archives: Tiny Threads

Do not press down on the serrated knife. 

Let it do the work it was designed to do.

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Putting away your vacation sun hat and travel neck pillow is one of life’s sadder moments. 

Putting away the luggage may be even sadder.

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Saw an inspirational bumper sticker that really spoke to me the other day: If at first you don’t succeed, maybe you just suck.

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Once upon a childhood I named our cat ‘Fluff’. 

It tracks.

Trust me, it tracks. 

(And I never even had a fluffer-nutter sandwich.) 

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I recall more commercial jingles from my childhood than actual songs. And yes, I find myself still singing them. 

“Hey look, there’s a look that’s in style, live wires, live wires!”

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Career goals: luxuriating in bed. Also, making up words that offer new ways to do nothing. 

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If one day there is a collection of these #TinyThreads, it will have to be a highly-curated and extensively-edited-down best-of collection, as many of them simply suck. 

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Sooner or later we will all – every last one of us – be cancelled. 

As the world turns. 

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Is there a more glorious season than lilac season?

Peony season perhaps?

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While I don’t have the energy to write a review, just trust me when I tell you to go see ‘Six’ if it plays anywhere near you. 

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Murdering puppies is the GOP brand now. Remember that when you think about voting for a Republican. 

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Perpetual mood.

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Not every single passing thought merits mention in a Tiny Threads post.

{See above.}

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“No shaking. Shaking is just for when you finish in the men’s room.”

It may not sound like it at first reading, but that quote is actually about how to properly eat sushi. In this specific reference, it’s regarding shaking off a little bit of soy sauce from the fish: lesson learned is that you don’t shake it. But try telling that to my booty.

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