Winter Olympics or Bust

The opening ceremony of this year’s Winter Olympics in Milan, Italy begins today, and this website always celebrates that event as a moment the world comes together in unity. I’m not sure how the rest of the world feels about the United States right now – well, I have a pretty good idea, and it’s not at all good – but hopefully none of that bleeds through for these hard-working athletes. We’ll keep things as sexy and superficial as possible, because that’s what this site was once for, and what it may be again.

This year’s festivities are fronted by Gus Kenworthy, who returns for another run at Olympic glory, and I can’t think of a better front-man. Or back-man based on nude posts like this.

For me, the Olympics are always about the figure skating, and this year all eyes will be on the Quad God Ilia Malinin, who is aiming for Olympic Gold with his impressive litany of quad jumps, and a super-nova star quality.

Speedskaters Erin Jackson and Conor McDermott-Mostowy look to defy human speed limits, while ice dancers Madison Chock and Evan Bates have been on Olympic ice before as seen here and here.

Finally, Adam Rippon will be playing a part in Olympic commentary, adding to the gay glamour of these games – see him in this nude spread to whet the appetite and set the stage…

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Bald Brilliance

It appeared at a distance, then quickly advanced. In the sky, it looked like a hawk at first, but everything looked redder in the late day’s last bit of sun. The wingspan seemed larger than a hawk’s and as it neared I could see it was a bald eagle.

Might and majesty cresting overhead against a brilliant blue sky. This was the second one I’d seen in about as many months, and in the same area as well – they must reside in the nearby vicinity. A comforting thought unless you’re a fish or squirrel. Although if you’re a fish or a squirrel I suppose that’s just a small portion of the daily worries, especially in the winter.

When you boil things down to survival, so little else feels important.

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#TinyThreads: An Insignificant Series

No, autocorrect, I don’t mean ‘county‘ and I don’t mean ‘ducking‘.

When are you going to learn me?

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The Joy of Certain Juxtapostions

Grasping for light and warmth in the basket of Andy’s car, I sit in contented silence as we drive back to the inn on a snowy Maine night. It is a moment of reflection for me, as Andy and my Mom hold their own conversation up front. I can only half-hear muffled words and occasional laughter. Sounds of solace on a freezing night. I’ve always enjoyed these moments – the cozy interior of a war car, a lavish coat around my shoulders, and a frigid world just outside the window.

The juxtaposition of comfort against an inhospitable atmosphere is a wickedly wonderful thrill – the way a cool bedroom makes the covers so much cozier.

On this evening, we are headed back for further thrilling contrasts – one of the unheralded and under-appreciated joys of winter. Still, I long for the months where the outside temperature isn’t this much of a drastic shift. The tease of March is right around the corner. In the meantime, I reach for the light…

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#TinyThreads: An Insignificant Series

Nellie Oleson is still my hero and inspiration.

She gave cunty before we even knew what cunty was.

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Battle of these Underwear Bulges

It’s been far too long since we’ve had a proper pop culture underwear moment on this blog, so this double-whammy of Taylor Zakhar Perez and Antoni Porowski fronting Lacoste and Saxx underwear respectively comes at just the right time. I’ve been looking at ways to get back to the basics and tenets of the original website, and back then it was all sexy guys in and out of their underwear, so let’s begin.

Taylor has been here before as seen in this post. Of more revealing note, this isn’t his first time strutting his stuff in Lacoste underwear – see more of his steamy bits here.

Antoni Powowski has also been here before as a repeat-enthraller, as seen in this dazzling bulge display and the pics below.

You don’t need a queer eye to appreciate the male form.

The next great debate will be briefs or boxer briefs… stay tuned for more.

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Candles in the Snow

The Swedes do this, or so I’ve read – these little snow forts hold candles and throw a warm light on a frigid winter night. What a charming notion – Scandinavia knows how to make winter into something magical. Perhaps the secret to happiness is somewhere on the path of finding light in darkness: happiness and purpose in the quest ~ the age-old idea of journey as destination.

There is nothing new in the notion, it’s the genuine realization that does feel like something different, maybe even growth. Another step toward the calm. Another stop toward the light.

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The Yellow Phone

Is it reassuring or disturbing that pay phones still exist?

Does the sticker art make it mean something more?

Some things are better when amassed in bulk, but only when done organically. You cannot force collective art. And I do see art here.

I should make stickers promoting this website.

Innocent browsers of the Mass Turnpike be warned.

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A Trio in Blue

Three bluejays were triangulating their coordinates around a birdseed bell that Andy had hung in the backyard. We’d been expecting the squirrels to commandeer it like they did in a matter of hours when we last hung a seed bell there, but the excessive snow may be acting as a deterrent. Better than greasing the string I suppose. The blue jays make for a prettier scene anyway, their plumage matching the sky and bringing some badly-needed color to the surroundings.

On a day when that pesky and infuriating groundhog saw his shadow – six more weeks of winter supposedly – these bluejays flitted around the backyard, giving me hope that spring is indeed on the way.

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The Greatest News of the Year, Part 2

This is by far and quite easily the best news of the year: the first full trailer of ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2′. The teaser snippet didn’t have me entirely convinced, but I’m fully on board for this one now, which looks to be lighthearted, visually-stunning fun, with perhaps some gravitas acknowledging the twenty-year gap since the first film. A lot can happen in two decades

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A Post Full-Moon Recap

As the full Snow Moon subsides, we clean up the aftermath and begin another week again. That’s life in winter – getting walloped by the weather and getting back out there. No matter how frigid it gets, we manage to do it. We are accustomed to it. We are fighters. We are strong. Here’s the weekly blog recap

A very good plan indeed.

In the flickering candlelight.

Sun draining, sun gaining.

A sour smoke fills my lungs.

What’s Irish and stays out all night?

The word ‘parlor’ is Victorian porno.

January silhouette.

Harry Styles and his new Aperture.

A jolt of color and a check-in.

Our first winter visit to Ogunquit began with a stay at the Scotch Hill Inn, where Innkeeper Anthony kept us warm and cozy, and Mom celebrated her birthday on this snowy Maine weekend.

Lunar standing.

Sequin dreaming.

A super-short story that explains absolutely everything.

Dazzlers of the Day included Landrie Leone, Kathy Griffin and Nancy Lee Grahn.

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#TinyThreads: An Insignificant Series

Adding sequins and seed beads to a coat is as good a winter project as any.

Don’t prick your finger.

Just keep sparkling.

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Lunar Standing

Full-moon fuckery abounds, as the Snow Moon casts its winter spell. Drivers have taken entire leave of all their senses, most especially the common kind, weaving dangerously into traffic like they’re the only ones on the road, or slowing to an inexplicable crawl of indecision and flawed safety judgment. The moon is also wreaking havoc with technology and what limited engagement I have with it, such as my phone, which is telling me the photo storage is full and then not allowing me to delete any photos. (The phone is over three years old so Apple clearly wants me to step into their next model and I just can’t with Apple right now – talking to you, pedofile-enabler Tim Cook.)

Frustrating, yes, and an opportunity for learning acceptance of bullshit – something absolutely necessary in today’s fucked-up world. That we should have to accept it is another question for Job – though I’ve forgotten the specifics of that story, if I ever knew them in college. I’ve referenced such things as ‘Waiting for Godot’ and ‘Waiting for Huffman’ whenever I’ve had to wait for anything, without knowing what happened in either. Empty facades make the best facades – one doesn’t want the mask to land with a thunderous thud. Better to have it slip lightly away on the wind, a will of the wisp flitting like a spark and disappearing before anyone can be sure it was ever even there.

Lunacy indeed.

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