Category Archives: Tiny Threads

The demise of society begins with someone who stands in a cafe line for ten minutes, and then when it’s their turn only begins to look at the menu that’s been posted in front of them the whole time.

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My suspicion is that the ‘Block Sender’ feature works as well as the ‘Unsubscribe’ feature.

NOT AT FUCKING ALL.

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Candied yams: damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

And we shall be damned…

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Kids today are so stupid they think that ‘low-key’ means the exact opposite of what ‘low-key’ actually means. I fear for the future, and then I remember it’s all theirs.

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I love drama.

Especially when I’m not one of the protagonists.

Love love LOVE the drama…

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Just because they sell it, doesn’t mean you should wear it.

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There is an 82.7% chance that the container of half-and-half at the coffee shop will be empty as soon as it senses my approach.

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In the name of Pride.

In the name of Love.

In the name of Justice.

Maybe it’s time…

Maybe it’s almost time…

Maybe it’s long past time.

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Some posts are nothing more than filler.

Unlike Phyllis Diller.

That woman was a force, and fierce as fuck.

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Why must Virgo be the most tortured sign?

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I’m breaking in a new baseball cap.

Blogging like my life depends on it.

Writing the wrongs of the world.

Flailing, failing, bailing…

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Possible last words: I can’t tell if those are gooseberries or nightshade.

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Among all the awfulness in the world, the worst may be willful apathy.

There is no more cutting attack, no more vicious cruelty, than not caring about a fellow human being.

And it’s so easy for anyone and everyone to enact.

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