Tomorrow my annual Holiday Card gets posted here, so it seems a fitting moment for a couple of links that will show off a number of previous efforts. While I’ve been doing holiday cards since 1995 (don’t do the math), I’ve only been posting them online since 2004. Besides, much of what happened before 2004 is best left unexcavated.
This link encapsulates 2004-2010, a generally genial stretch where some skin and perhaps a stray cigarette formed the most controversial aspect of a holiday card. Things got a little dicier from 2011-2017, as seen in this link. In 2018, to support the incendiary ‘PVRTD‘ project of the time, this horribly-received card landed with an expected thud. Personally, I’ve always enjoyed the cards that people dislike the most. Need to work on that… Which brings us to last year’s wildly popular card, which is, of course, one that I don’t particularly like: check out that fiery offering here.
As for what’s in store for this year’s effort, I’ve done my best to go against the awful grain that is 2020 and present something rather sweet and hopefully slightly comical too. There’s enough heaviness in the world right now. Come back in a few hours for this year’s totally-safe-for-work extravaganza…
“Money’s scarce
Times are hard
Here’s your fucking
Xmas card.”
~ Phyllis Diller
