The week of Halloween is a good time to celebrate all things Candy.
Everyone knows I love a good sweet treat.
And a cheesy, cheeky pop song.
Like Candy.
I was there to witness
Candice’s inner business
She wants the boys to notice
Her rainbows and her ponies
She was educated
But could not count to ten
Now she got lots of different horses
By lots of different men
And I say, “Liberate your sons and daughters”
The bush is high, but in the hole, there’s water
You can get some when they give it
Nothing sacred, but it’s a living
Halloween songs should be catchy and simple – it’s part of their potency. This bop by Robbie Williams is pure aural candy, sweet and sticky and bad for you in the best ways.
Hey, oh, here she goes
Either a little too high or a little too low
Got no self-esteem and vertigo
‘Cause she thinks she’s made of candy
Hey, oh, here she goes
Either a little too loud or a little too close
Got a hurricane at the back of her throat
She thinks she’s made of candy
Give me a treat over a trick any day – the slicker the sweater, the sweeter the better…
