Alan Ilagan

After receiving 12480 Spam Comments while I was away (or so I assume, I didn’t have the energy or desire to wade through that mess) I have decided to put the Comments option of this site to rest. There are just so many times that I can deal with Spam offering to see “Kim Kardashian Nude.” If you stumbled here looking for any of the Kardshians naked, you’re really in the wrong place, and I don’t have the patience for the directions you need.

This really isn’t an interactive type of site anyway –I always welcome anyone with anything to say to e-mail me directly at alanilagan@hotmail.com or simply engage on Twitter @alanilagan or on FaceBook.

To be honest, I’ve never been big on commenting. So much of it is empty filler, and I’d rather not use my voice in that way. Once in a while, on the blogs I really like and for the people I personally know, I’ll leave a fun comment, but I’m not one of those regular commenters who responds to every single item that only vaguely relates to me in some way. I’d rather put that up here.

If you commented on any of my posts since last Thursday, I apologize, and if you have anything to share in the future, please feel free to contact me directly. I respond to all messages, and am happy to hear from anyone.

The upside to this is that I will have a lot more time to focus on new posts, rather than deleting thousands of spam-bots a day. That said, come back this week for tales of what went down (and who didn’t) in Las Vegas…

Being that I’m about to put on another promotional blitz for the new project, it’s as good a time as any to keep the updated galleries going – so check them out here.

The full shots of what you see cropped here are in the new “Promo Photos 4” album, along with quite a few more. Yes, it’s a lazy way of keeping things hopping, but forgive me. Sometimes you have to reach back to pull yourself forward.

One, two, three…

This weekend Andy and I will be hosting our friends Jo Jo and Ali from Boston, so up-to-date postings will have to wait until they depart and plunge us back into the doldrums of Winter. To the faithful among you, I am putting up a new gallery of promotional images for this site – some are old, some are not so old, and all are favorites of mine. Check out the new photo album here, where the images in this post can be seen in full. I’ll be adding a third promo collection at some point this weekend, so be sure to check back for more, but otherwise it’s a weekend with the girls.

If you want something more palatable for consumption, and a little less NSFW, check out my sister-site www.ALANandANDY.com – A Tale of Two Husbands – which is the site I share with Andy. That’s where you can see the behind-the-scenes stuff that makes up the average day of a marriage between two men.

For the artistic, the dark, the grotesque, the challenging, and all the other hidden corners of my psyche, you can continue coming here. You have my solemn pledge that I’ll never be Safe For Work, I’ll never be Safe For Children, and I’ll never be the go-to-guy when you want a guaranteed feel-good moment to restore your faith in humanity.

There are two paths for you to take, think of one as pink and the other as blue, and when you’re done with one you can always go back to two.

www.ALANandANDY.com & www.ALANILAGAN.com

Like Beauty and the Beast, with a different kind of fairy tale ending.

It’s nice when you click on something and it gets bigger.

I guess I don’t have to tell you who the star was…

We didn’t need dialogue, we had faces…

Still waving proudly to a parade that had long since passed her by…

What a wonderful next year it’s going to be, what fun we’ll have! I’ll have the pool filled up for you…

I’m not selling a script, I’m selling me!