Alan Ilagan

When you’re Kellan Lutz, the best way to sell cothing is to appear in an ad where you’re taking it off.

His hair still puzzles me though…

Aside from his role as male model, I’m not sure what Chad White has ever done.

But let’s face it, this is his greatest, his only, role.

For some reason I always get confused between Chad White and Channing Tatum. And Kellan Lutz. For all intents and purposes they’re pretty interchangeable, no?

That’s normally a horrid thing to say about someone, but if I were told I was interchangeable with one of these guys I think I’d be okay with it.

Instead I’m mistaken for the evil queen in Snow White. Such is my lot in life.

How low can you go? Kellan Lutz has acted in something, though I could not tell you what. To be honest I’m not all that interested, but some of you are, so this one’s for the Lutz-lovers. The only thing I recognize him from is a rather dull Calvin Klein campaign. Still, the body is an inspiration… though I don’t know how practical those pants are.

I’ve been given the chance to carry my catty snarkiness to PinstripeMag.com - where they promote, “Genius. Gear. Girls. Gadgets.” I guess I’m contributing to the “Gear” part with a few fashion reviews (because I’m certainly not hitting any G-spots).

I started with a blurb about the Prada mesh vests that I was on the fence about and most recently gave my take on the new Calvin Klein campaign starring Kellan Lutz (whom I had not heard of before this). The site is sort of an online Maxim, but looking beyond the scantily-women there is some useful info on men’s fashion and accessories, and this is the part that interests me.

And for those who know and care, here is Kellan Lutz in all his Calvin Klein glory: