The song may have said that long-haired freaky people need not apply, but that’s certainly not the case for Cole Monahan, the Hunk of the Day. His lengthy locks are a vital component of his appeal, and while long hair has never been my thing (move along, Fabio) this site is not just for me. Mr. Monahan has something to do with hockey, I believe, but you shouldn’t take my word for it. Out of all the sports I know nothing about (which is basically all the sports) hockey is the one about which I know the least. (I mean, I know more about curling than I do about hockey.) But if Monahan wants to sign me up for some lessons, I’d be more than happy to triple salchow for his ass. After all, what would Brian Boitano do?
UPDATE: It turns out Monahan has nothing to do with professional hockey, he just posed for a hockey-themed spread. He’s actually a professional male model. This is something that makes much more sense to me. Terra firma, not hockey ice.Back to Blog